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14.12.09

medical checkup + dinodai..

pagi td jam 11..
Isnin, 14 dec 09..
ak pegi wt medical checkup
cm bese, ak merempit naek jetski motor..
vroOm²..da smpi kt klinik.haha..
name klinik terpaksa dirahsiakn..
paking motor..
masuk bangunan,naek lif tingkat 4..
masuk dlm klinik..

kronologi medical checkup pon bermula..


1- isi borang..
» 4 keping borang gak la ak kne isi..
» mcm² soklan kne isi n jwb..
» nurse: "adik kne byr rm460 ye ntok medical checkup ni"..
» aku: "wow!!mahal gle babas.seb baek kampeni sapot.fuhh"..


2- check tekanan darah..
» simple je.n tekanan darah ak paranormal..


3- amek dara.aha.darah la..
» nurse: "dik, sila bogel tuka baju ye"..
» aku: "ok.akak jgn skodeng lak ye(yg ni ak +)"kakaka..
» pki baju mcm org saket..
» mula² ak coOl je..
» ble nmpk jarum..aiseyman ramlee.cuak la plak..
» seb baek ak maseh coOl.kalo x, da lame cabot.hoho..
» nurse: "dik,ble akak cucuk jarum ni jgn gerak k"..
» aku: "ok"..(x yah le pesan cmtu kak.makin cuak lak rase)


4- urine test..
» sume tau kn cane urine test dijalankn..
» jd x perlu la ak nk terangkn.hoho..


5- eye + blind test..
» 2-2 test ni ngan slambe ak ayamkn..
» maknanye sumenye ok..


6- x-ray..
» ni pon xde ape sgt..
» setel..


7- sound test..
» dok dlm bilik kecik..
» pki headphone..
» nurse: "tiap kali dgr bunyi, tekan button"..
» aku: "ok"..


8- timbang berat + ukur tinggi = dpt tau BMI..
» berat ak 60kg..
» tinggi ak 173cm..
» BMI = 20.jd BMI ak normal.yehaa!!..


9- meet uncle neezar (Doc)..
» Doc. intebiu psl ltr blkng ak..
» bla bla bla..da abes intebiu..
» doktor: "p dok kt katil ye"..
» aku: "ok"..
» doktor check badan + tangan + kaki + lutut + mulot + telinga + mata..
» doktor: "sila baring ye"..
» time ni, ak di bogelkn.(hny tinggal boxer)..
» ni yg ak x minat nih.segan btol..
» dan smpi klimaksnye..doktor tu selak.owh tidak!!..
» ak da x keruan da time ni.ape ni doktor maen selak²..
» penamatnye..
» doktor: "okeh, xde problem.sumenye normal"..
» sila bace btol²..NORMAL tau.hakhaks..


ak pegi kt kaunter amek surat yg mengesahkn ak FIT ntok p training..
yehaa!!mari la bergelek.agagaga..
esok smpi khamis ak akn p training..
hikhik..
challo..

buku nota!!:
emel ak xbley bukak!!..
tensen gle babas.ak rase emel ak da kne sumting yg x elok..
ade sesape bley tolong??..

Aku si penganggur jalanan..,,

28 comments:

iyllienaz said...

haha..mahal gile..naseb baek smua normal..g training pon seronok smpai perlu bergelek-gelek??haha

NuR said...

waahh..
full explanation..
aisey..
tak leh jadi 1st komentar lak..
haha!

cinta lea ixora said...

wahahaha... cek ape part last tue.. euww.. malunye.. hehehe

BuLaN iTu aKu said...

rumitnye...
macam2 kene chek ye...
hurm.. urine tu macam mana..
tak tahu ni..
sila cerita..
kahkahkahkah

beautiful_rose said...

huhuhuh medical chek up tok jd tentere ker?

mamai said...

training kat mana

::[si putihpurple]:: said...

ahaks..
ko normal upenya..
ingtkan.........


lalala~

♠♥♠ayudeadwish♠♥♠ said...

wahahahhaaa~
training ape ni?
plkn ke?
wahahahahaaa~

ko kai email ape dok?
kne hack ke?
pape roger ym aku k
ayu_deadwish

emma:) said...

aku muskel la weh..np mesti di selak selak.kah kah [ tak kan selak jer] kuang kuang kuang.hahaha

Fhad Boulala said...

ko comfirm ke sume normal beskot? ke ade yg bengkok2 time doc selak.. hahahaha

pakcik kordi said...

utk ape semua ni beb?dpt keje bru?

training pe eks...

miEz haNeM said...

BESKOT!!

hang dengar sini gula2 nak bgtau noo..

BAGUS LA HANG NORMAL! KANG KALO DAH PARANORMAL KANG JENUH LAK KITORANG NAK CARI ;pemburu hantoo" tangkap ko!!

waaaa...
aku gurau beb!
ni gurauan untok mendapatkan kasut beskot!

ah ian said...

buat baru je..haha

apek said...

betol ke normal xull..nant aku soh razi check ek..haha..xpon erfy ke..haha

told la hejauw said...

cehh..saspen jew.ak ing sakit tdi..kew ko wat chek up nk kawen ni hahaahha

ezzati said...

mhl giler..mentang2 kampeni byr, sepital tu nk cekik drh kan..xpela..kampeni byr..

jan said...

aihseh~
asal men selak2 nih..?
isk3~
bapak mahal ;P

jalak lenteng said...

aku slalu selak2 ko punye tapi ko tak marah pon..dah biiiaasseee agak nye kite yek..hahahahaha..

{lumut} said...

tggl boxer je??haha

Fatt Chin Choy said...

aku dulu pon doktor lelaki gak
belum trim lg tu
cis kek tol
malu i

hisham said...

wei..hehe..ko p training .??ko main utk ape ek..?..email ko asal.??

Aku Beskot™ said...

]]+>iyllienaz:
tau xpe..
mahal gle babas..
btol tu.seb baek normal..
haha..


]]+>nur:
aha..
saje je nk cte detail..
adeh..xde ape pon la kalo jd 1st..
hoho..

]]+>lea:
err..cek..cek..
rahsia la..
xbley btau..kekekeh


]]+>bulan:
tu la..
byk gak kne cek..
ewah ko bulan..
saje wt xtau la tu kn..
hehe..


]]+>beautiful rose:
eh bkn la..
medical cekap bese je..
huhu..


]]+>mamai:
training kt MAS academy kelana jaya..


]]+>puteh:
ces btol ko puteh..
sekeh mau..
agagaga..

Aku Beskot™ said...

]]+>ayu:
kekekeh..
bkn training pkn la..
yg tu ak da lame da p..

ak pon x sure..
tp x bley bka..
cume yg pelik..
td br je dpt buka..
hehe..


]]+>emma:
x yah ko nk musykil²..
lesing idong ko kang..
haha..


]]+>fhad:
kakaka..
sumenye normal la..
dun wori..
bahye ayat ko ni.haha..


]]+>pakcik kordi:
aha..
aa.dpt kije baru..
training ntok seasurvival..
hehe..


]]+>miez hanem:
kekeke..
siap mau pnggl pemburu antu..
dasyat gle..
hakhaks..
kasot tu bkn ntok dijual..
huhu..


]]+>ah ian:
ssh la..
sbb sume bnda pki emel tu..


]]+>ayu:
ak normal la..
tgk org sket..
pesal lak dorg nk cek..
dorg bkn doktor..
haha..

Aku Beskot™ said...

]]+>told la hejauw:
cait..
ape lak cek ntok kawen..
nk kawen kne wt cmni ke??
bia beger..


]]+>ezzati:
mmg mahal gle babas..
tp harga dia mmg cmtu..
tu harga standard..
hoho..


]]+>jan:
x tau la pesal doktor tu maen selak²..
bapak sape yg mahal??


]]+>jalak:
wah ko men..
nk wt cte lak..
ble ms ak kasi..
lesing dahi ko kang..
hoho..


]]+>lumut:
yup..
boxer je.hikhik..


]]+>afatt:
wow..
siap blom trim..
mau cm hutan blantara..
kakaka..


]]+>hisham:
aa..p training..
ntok kije la..
tah ak pon x tau asal ngan emel ak..
cm bongek je..

nursarah87 said...

haha, ternoda kah?..


ringannya 60kg, mkn lebey sket..haha

cik EPAL said...

jangan lebih lebih sangat bergelek tuu :)

green said...

ei..seramnye ~~

shafiqa said...

err..
buat medical check up cmtu ey?
aku ta penah. :(

tanak buat la cmtu. :((